// Author:Brandon Checketts
// Homepage: http://www.apeleon.net/~microbit/brandon.html
// Email: Brandon@microbits.com
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numQuotes=27;
quoteArray = new Array(numQuotes);
quoteArray[0]="\My head says 'Yes', but my meat by-product heart says 'No.'";
quoteArray[1]="\Ask me again tomorrow."
quoteArray[2]="\Are you kidding? What would your mother say?"
quoteArray[3]="\No, but you are."
quoteArray[4]="\I cannot tell a lie. I don't know."
quoteArray[5]="\I see an animal with a bill like a duck and a tail like a beaver."
quoteArray[6]="\That's a good one. But I would have to say--Not this week."
quoteArray[7]="\Only in your dreams."
quoteArray[8]="\Hard to say. But did you know that I have beef lips?"
quoteArray[9]="\It takes one to know one."
quoteArray[10]="\Not if I can help it."
quoteArray[11]="\Do cats eat bats? Do bats eat cats?"
quoteArray[12]="\April showers bring May flowers."
quoteArray[13]="\Yes . . . when pigs grow wings and fly."
quoteArray[14]="\You don't really want to know."
quoteArray[15]="\Yes, except during months with the letter 'r.'"
quoteArray[16]="\The future is cloudy, but the potato chips are always tasty."
quoteArray[17]="\My magical pony pal just tapped his hoof three times."
quoteArray[18]="\Like Bunny Bunny told his neighbor: 'I don't know, but I'll go see.'"
quoteArray[19]="\Your answer is on page 47 of the nearest dictionary."
quoteArray[20]="\You asked me that last week. The answer is still 'Maybe.'"
quoteArray[21]="\I don't doubt it."
quoteArray[22]="\If u cn rd ths, the chances are good."
quoteArray[23]="\Not in a million zillion years. But that might change tomorrow."
quoteArray[24]="\I would say 'Yes.' But you should remember that I am a Beef SnakStik."
quoteArray[25]="\Four out of five dentists say, 'Yes.'"
quoteArray[26]="\Eenie, Meanie, Mynie . . . No."
quoteArray[27]="\Si. Oui. Da. Ja."

quoteShowing=-1;

function randQuote()
{ 
  // Make sure you don't show the same quote 2x in a row
  prevQuoteShowing = quoteShowing;
  while(quoteShowing == prevQuoteShowing)
    quoteShowing = Math.ceil(Math.random() * numQuotes);

  document.quoteForm.quoteHere.value = quoteArray[quoteShowing];
}

window.onload=randQuote