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 calendar = new Date();
 day = calendar.getDay();
 month = calendar.getMonth();
 date = calendar.getDate();
 year = calendar.getYear();
 if (year < 1000)
 year+=1900
 cent = parseInt(year/100);
 g = year % 19;
 k = parseInt((cent - 17)/25);
 i = (cent - parseInt(cent/4) - parseInt((cent - k)/3) + 19*g + 15) % 30;
 i = i - parseInt(i/28)*(1 - parseInt(i/28)*parseInt(29/(i+1))*parseInt((21-g)/11));
 j = (year + parseInt(year/4) + i + 2 - cent + parseInt(cent/4)) % 7;
 l = i - j;
 emonth = 3 + parseInt((l + 40)/44);
 edate = l + 28 - 31*parseInt((emonth/4));
 emonth--;
 var dayname = new Array ("Sunday", "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", "Thursday", "Friday", "Saturday");
 var monthname = 
 new Array ("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December" );
 document.write("<div id=home_date>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;" + dayname[day] + "<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;");
 document.write(monthname[month] + " ");
 if (date< 10) document.write("0" + date + ", ");
         else document.write(date + ", ");
 document.write(year + " </div>");
 document.write("<div id=home_holiday>");
 // Easter
 if ((month == emonth) && (date == edate)) document.write("Easter Sunday</div>");
 // January
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 1)) document.write("New Year's Day</div>");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 3)) document.write("Earth's Perihelion</div>");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 5)) document.write("National Nothing Day</div>");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 6)) document.write("Fruitcake Toss Day</div>");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 7)) document.write("Customer Service Day</div>");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 8)) document.write("Thesaurus Day</div>");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 12)) document.write("Squirrel Appreciation</div>");
 if ((month == 0) && (day == 1) && (date > 14) && (date< 22)) document.write("MLK Birthday</div>");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 23)) document.write("Opposite Day</div>");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 26)) document.write("Bubble Wrap Day</div>");
 // February
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 1)) document.write("Robinson Crusoe Day</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 2)) document.write("Groundhog Day</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 4)) document.write("Create A Vacuum Day</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 5)) document.write("Weatherman's Day</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 6)) document.write("Waitangi Day</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 9)) document.write("White Shirt Day</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 11)) document.write("Jello Week</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 12)) document.write("Stinky Cheese B-Day</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 13)) document.write("Jello Week</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 14)) document.write("Valentine's Day</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 15)) document.write("Jello Week</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 16)) document.write("Jello Week</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 17)) document.write("Jello Week</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 20)) document.write("Hoodie Hoo Day</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 22)) document.write("Washington's Birthday</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 28)) document.write("Tooth Fairy Day</div>");
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 29)) document.write("Leap Day</div>");
 // March
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 1)) document.write("National On-Hold Month</div>");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 3)) document.write("Girl's Day (Japan)</div>");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 7)) document.write("Pig Day</div>");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 9)) document.write("Nametag Day</div>");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 11)) document.write("Check Your Batteries Day</div>");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 14)) document.write("Ask A Question Day</div>");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 16)) document.write("Pi Day (3.14159265)</div>");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 17)) document.write("St. Patrick's Day</div>");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 18)) document.write("Awkward Moments Day</div>");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 23)) document.write("OK Day</div>");
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 30)) document.write("Pencil Day</div>");
 // April
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 1)) document.write("April Fools' Day</div>");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 6)) document.write("World Marbles Day</div>");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 9)) document.write("Jenkin's Ear Day</div>");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 12)) document.write("Cosmonaut Day</div>");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 15)) document.write("Da Vinci born (1452)</div>");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 17)) document.write("Take A Wild Guess Day</div>");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 19)) document.write("High Five Day</div>");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 22)) document.write("Earth Day</div>");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 26)) document.write("Hug An Australian</div>");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 27)) document.write("Hairball Awareness Day</div>");
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 30)) document.write("Spank Out</div>");
 // May
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 1)) document.write("Boy's Day (Japan)</div>");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 2)) document.write("Eat Dessert First Week</div>");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 3)) document.write("Eat Dessert First Week</div>");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 4)) document.write("Eat Dessert First Week</div>");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 5)) document.write("Cinco de Mayo (Mexico)</div>");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 6)) document.write("Eat Dessert First Week</div>");
 if ((month == 4) && (day == 0) && (date > 7) && (date< 16)) document.write("Mother's Day</div>");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 17)) document.write("Limerick Day</div>");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 19)) document.write("Frog Jumping Day</div>");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 23)) document.write("World Turtle Day</div>");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 24)) document.write("Launch Day</div>");
 if ((month == 4) && (day == 1) && (date > 24)) document.write("Memorial Day</div>");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 28)) document.write("Slugs To Capistrano</div>");
 if ((month == 4) && (date == 30)) document.write("No Socks Day</div>");
 // June
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 1)) document.write("Flip A Coin Day</div>");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 3)) document.write("Chimborazo Day</div>");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 6)) document.write("National Yo-Yo Day</div>");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 9)) document.write("World Sauntering Day</div>");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 10)) document.write("Iced Tea Day</div>");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 13)) document.write("Sandpaper Invented</div>");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 14)) document.write("Flag Day</div>");
 if ((month == 5) && (day == 0) && (date > 15) && (date< 24)) document.write("Father's Day</div>");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 25)) document.write("Carpenter Ant Week</div>");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 26)) document.write("Carpenter Ant Week</div>");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 27)) document.write("Carpenter Ant Week</div>");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 28)) document.write("Handshake Day</div>");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 29)) document.write("Chicken Wings Day</div>");
 if ((month == 5) && (date == 30)) document.write("Carpenter Ant Week</div>");
 // July
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 1)) document.write("Canada Day</div>");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 2)) document.write("I Forgot Day</div>");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 4)) document.write("Independence Day</div>");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 6)) document.write("Fried Chicken Day</div>");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 7)) document.write("Earth's Apehelion</div>");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 12)) document.write("Hot Dog Day</div>");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 14)) document.write("Bastille Day</div>");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 20)) document.write("Moon Day</div>");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 22)) document.write("Rat Catcher's Day</div>");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 24)) document.write("Tell An Old Joke Day</div>");
 // August
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 4)) document.write("National Mustard Day</div>");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 6)) document.write("Fresh Breath Day</div>");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 8)) document.write("National Underwear Day</div>");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 9)) document.write("P.L. Travers' Birthday</div>");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 13)) document.write("Lefthander's Day</div>");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 14)) document.write("Whiffle Ball Patented</div>");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 18)) document.write("Bad Poetry Day</div>");
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 25)) document.write("Ivan the Terrible B-Day</div>");
 // September
 if ((month == 8) && (day== 1)&& (date > 0) && (date< 8)) document.write("Labor Day</div>");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 9)) document.write("Be Late Day</div>");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 8)) document.write("JON'S BIRTHDAY</div>");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 12)) document.write("Video Games Day</div>");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 13)) document.write("Roald Dahl's Birthday</div>");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 15)) document.write("Aged Day Respect (Japan)</div>");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 19)) document.write("Talk Like A Pirate Day</div>");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 22)) document.write("Elephant Appreciation</div>");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 24)) document.write("Punctuation Day.</div>");
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 30)) document.write("Big Whopper Liar Day</div>");
 // October
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 3)) document.write("World Egg Day</div>");
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 4)) document.write("10-4 Day</div>");
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 5)) document.write("Grouch Day</div>");
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 6)) document.write("Mad Hatter Day</div>");
 if ((month == 9) && (day == 1) && (date > 7) && (date< 16)) document.write("Columbus Day</div>");
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 20)) document.write("Reptile Awareness Day</div>");
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 23)) document.write("Mole Day</div>");
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 24)) document.write("United Nations Day</div>");
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 30)) document.write("Ntl. Knock-Knock Day</div>");
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 31)) document.write("Halloween</div>");
 // November
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 2)) document.write("All Souls Day</div>"); 
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 3)) document.write("Clich&eacute; Day</div>");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 4)) document.write("Common Sense Day</div>");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 6)) document.write("Saxaphone Day</div>");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 8)) document.write("Dunce Day</div>");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 10)) document.write("Area Code Day</div>");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 11)) document.write("Veterans' Day</div>");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 15)) document.write("Bundt Pan Day</div>");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 17)) document.write("Take A Hike Day</div>");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 21)) document.write("World TV Day</div>");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 22)) document.write("Flossing Day</div>");
 if ((month == 10) && (day == 4) && (date > 23) && (date< 30)) document.write("Thanksgiving</div>");
 // December
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 2)) document.write("Handwashing Week</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 3)) document.write("Handwashing Week</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 4)) document.write("Handwashing Week</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 5)) document.write("Handwashing Week</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 6)) document.write("Handwashing Week</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 7)) document.write("Tom Waits' Birthday</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 8)) document.write("Handwashing Week</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 10)) document.write("Wear Brown Shoes Day</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 13)) document.write("Bathtub Party Day</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 15)) document.write("Sad Clown Day</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 18)) document.write("Clip-On Tie Created</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 19)) document.write("Cat Herder's Day</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 20)) document.write("Mudd Day</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 21)) document.write("Pilgrims Land</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 24)) document.write("Christmas Eve</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 25)) document.write("Christmas</div>");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 31)) document.write("New Year's Eve</div>");
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